Sunday, December 28, 2014

Darling Diana, An Incomplete Story

Write a story that begins with a ransom note:

Darling Diana,

You don’t know me. But I know you. I know exactly how you spend every second of every day. I know your favorite restaurants, what perfume you wear, the position in which you sleep, who you sleep with, how many cups of coffee you drink in the morning, and how many glasses of wine you drink at night… I know you better than you know yourself. Are you afraid yet? You should be. I’ve given you various opportunities to know me, yet you never showed the slightest interest. Why? Why!? I can tell you, there are many things to love about me, just as there are many things I love about you. But you will never know. You will never give me the chance. So I have decided to take action. Like I said, I have given you so many opportunities to know me, to love me, yet you STILL do not even recognize me by name! MY NAME DIANIA! WHAT IS MY NAME, DIANA!? You don’t know, do you? DO YOU!? I have your sister. Bethany, isn’t it? She’s a lovely, young woman… we’ve had some very intriguing chats about you, my darling. She has told me many wonderful things… most of which I already knew, yet the confirmation of their truth was somewhat comforting to me… I’m sure you have deducted, by now, that this is no ordinary ransom letter. How would money help me in my endeavor? For, my endeavor is for you to love me, to be with me… No, money is not what I am after… But… if you were to agree to take your sisters place, that would certainly do. Yes… I demand that you take the place of your dear sister as my… lover. I’ll be in touch.

Yours.

Hands trembling, Diana lowered the paper. Her face immediately turned to the living room window, thrown open; a cool, autumn breeze ruffling the elegant, ivory curtains. What to do? She couldn’t think. She couldn’t breathe. Diana grabbed the telephone, quickly dialing her sister’s home number… no answer. Could this be true? Or was this merely someone’s idea of a clever joke? Obviously, she was desirable. And the fact that she was an exotic dancer exposed her to the sort of people capable of such atrocities. What to do? Diana loved her sister more than anything. Bethany was seven years younger than Diana. A lovely girl. Diana had spent her childhood caring for her younger sister; protecting her. They hadn’t spoken in months. Bethany was in her final year at Columbia University… studying Philosophy. Although Diana’s career choice was an unusual one, it provided more than enough to take care of Bethany’s tuition.

Diana was sitting completely still, staring blankly out of the open window, wondering… should she allow herself to be kidnapped, help captive, and most likely, regularly raped by a man whom she has met, but cannot possibly place at the time being? Could she escape? Or would he kill her? And if it came down to it, could she kill another human-being to save herself?

Diana jumped as the phone rang. Not bothering to check the caller ID, she immediately answered, “Hello?”

“Oh, my darling. Your voice is so lovely.” A deep, slow voice.

“Who is this?”

“You don’t know.” His tone confessed his disappointment.

“How should I? If you know of my career, then obviously you know that I interact with a large number of people on a daily basis. Is this the person who sent me the ransom letter? The letter about my sister?”

“Oh, darling. Your sister will be just fine as long as you agree to meet me at a place of my choosing at a time of my choosing. I will let her go.”

“What are you going to do to me?” Diana’s voice trembled with fear, for she knew what she had to do.

“I’m going to force you to love me.”

“Love can’t be forced, it just happens. I’m sorry I haven’t paid you enough attention in the past, I promise I will give you a chance! We can even go out, how does that sound? Just please let Bethany go.”

“Graham Lumberyard, 8:00 p.m... don’t inform the police… I’ll be watching.” The line went dead. Tears were streaming down her face as the phone fell to the floor. She would have to take her chances… for Bethany’s sake.

Diana arrived at the lumberyard at 7:45 p.m. As she drove through the gate she noticed a black van parked very close to the main building. Her heart was beating furiously as she approached. She stopped the car directly next to the black van and immediately noticed that there appeared to be no one inside. Concealing a small handgun in the top of her thigh-high stockings, beneath a flouncy, black skirt, she slowly opened her door and stepped out of her vehicle. At that moment, a man turned the corner from behind the van and raced toward her. Diana had only a moment to imprint the man’s appearance before he jumped onto her, slamming her to the ground and covering her face with a moist cloth. Short… balding… chubby, yet obviously strong… Where had she seen this man before? Where? Where?

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Diana awoke, abruptly, being shaken vigorously by her younger sister, Bethany. “What? What!?” She exclaimed. “What, Bethany!?”
“Wake up. It’s time to go. I refuse to be late to my own graduation. I know you worked late last night, sis, and I appreciate everything you do for me so much… I hope you know that. But you BETTER get up and get your beautiful ass in the shower so we can GO!”

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Diana was clapping as Bethany crossed the stage. She had never been more proud of her little sister. The crowd began to clear. As Diana was struggling to escape the insane number of guests now exiting the commencement hall, she noticed a man standing completely still next to the restroom area. His hands were in his pockets and he was examining her with great interest. She turned her face from him and continued forward. As her face was exposed to the cool, evening air, someone grabbed her arm from behind and pulled it, hard. Diana stumbled backward into someone considerably solid. She turned to see the same man she had noticed near the restrooms. “Excuse me,” she said politely, then pulled her arm from his grip and began to walk away. 

“Okay, Diana, darling. I see how it is.” A deep voice mumbled near her right ear. She turned, slowly, facing this man who haunted her nightmares. He smiled as her dark eyes met his light ones. “Miss me?”

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Interstellar Depression

You are an astronaut. Describe your perfect day:

Floating around in space is cool and all, but it gets very lonely… and terribly depressing. I’ve read all of my books and magazines about 5 times each and although they keep me occupied, they get boring. I was supposed to receive a care package for Christmas but it was postponed until the New Year. I miss my family… I miss my friends. Sometimes I wish for a meteor to hit the station and end it all. What sort of person wishes for something so terrible? My perfect day?? Hmm... I've never really thought about it and I've certainly never had one! I suppose my perfect day would either be the day I get to go home or the day that a meteor does hit and ends all of my misery. Listen to me, I sound like a depressed teenager… has living so long among the magnificence of space done this to me? I suppose I will just have to wait it out. One of my perfect day scenarios is bound to…

-Chandra

Friday, December 26, 2014

DON'T be conceited!! LIKE, really!

Write Facebook status updates for the year 2017:

I decided to go with status updates to be composed by a typical, self-absorbed young woman.
ENJOY!

January 1, 2017: “My number one New Year’s resolution is to LOSE WEIGHT!”



March 2017: “OMG, I can’t believe I gained 5 lbs! AND it’s ALMOST SUMMER! MUST LOSE WEIGHT!”



July 2017: “UGH, I didn’t lose enough weight! I look AWFUL in my bikini… right!?!?”



October 2017: “I am totally the hottest sexy kitten at this party!! J/K… not really… but I am… right??”



December 2017: “UGH, all I want for Christmas is a PERFECT selfie!”




December 31, 2017: “Hello, 2018! I’m looking gorgeous right!?!? Haha, always! J/K… not really…”


-Chandra

Thursday, December 25, 2014

All My Fault :(

A houseplant is dying. Tell it why it needs to live.

You bring me such joy! I wouldn't have gotten you if I had known it was going to end this way! I'm so sorry that I forgot to water you; I did the same thing to our poor, beautiful Christmas tree this year... of course, it would have died anyway... but you could live! I don't want another plant, I only want you! Stay with me. I will try harder to take proper care of you, I promise!!

I know it must be boring... sitting in that same corner every day, seeing the same things. But you don't understand how easy you have it! You don't have to worry, you don't have to do anything besides sit there and be beautiful. Please sit there and be beautiful, don't go.

I need you. Isn't that enough? I know you must feel betrayed. I feel as if I betrayed you... you have no idea how truly guilty I feel for letting this happen to you. I understand that you have to go, and I will learn to accept it, but there will never be another plant like you. I want you to know that you have brought me wonderful happiness and you were an essential part of my decor. Our home will never be the same.

Goodbye, planty.


-Chandra

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

What can happen in a second?

I know it sounds strange, but in a second your life could change. It only took one second for me. I had never thought about having children. I had never seriously thought about being married, having a home and a lawn to mow and bills to pay. I didn’t get the opportunity to feel like a responsible adult before I abruptly became a responsible mother. An accident? A blessing in disguise? A sign that my life needed to change? I have never known exactly what to call it. Being a mother is something else, I can say that much. Being responsible for a tiny, beautiful, ever-changing human-being is so difficult, and so wonderful.

When was this second that changed my life? It was on June 19, 2008: the second I looked into her big, beautiful eyes, and knew that I would never love anything the way I love her. It’s a great and terrible thing: finally knowing how much love you possess, realizing that there is one person that you would do anything for, understanding that this means 18+ years of ups and downs, tears and smiles, hugs and fights… realizations that can change a person entirely… realizations that changed ME entirely… in a second.