Write Facebook status
updates for the year 2017:
I decided to go with
status updates to be composed by a typical, self-absorbed young woman.
ENJOY!
January 1, 2017: “My
number one New Year’s resolution is to LOSE WEIGHT!”
March 2017: “OMG, I can’t
believe I gained 5 lbs! AND it’s ALMOST SUMMER! MUST LOSE WEIGHT!”
July 2017: “UGH, I didn’t
lose enough weight! I look AWFUL in my bikini… right!?!?”
October 2017: “I am
totally the hottest sexy kitten at this party!! J/K… not really… but I am… right??”
December 2017: “UGH, all
I want for Christmas is a PERFECT selfie!”
December 31, 2017: “Hello,
2018! I’m looking gorgeous right!?!? Haha, always! J/K… not really…”
-Chandra
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